Craigslist Ad For Rock Band In Need of Groupies
Wanted: 3-4 part-time groupie positsions now open! Availability late nights and weekends a must. We are looking for go-getters who are able to efficiently multi-task. Communications and organizational skills not required. At least one year of prior related groupie work experience or groupie internship a plus.
Responsibilities:
Light to moderate stalking
Screaming during awkward pauses at our shows
Sitting on shoulders of men in crowd and saying “whoo, whoo”
Occasional flashing
Acting jealous when we speak to other women
Wearing backstage passes with arrogance/entitlement
Occasional underwear and/or bra tossing
Hanging on our shoulders while we talk to the press preferably looking hot/vacant/slightly inebriated
Having sex with us while telling us our drum solo rocked
*Compensation: stories about wild times with the band
Contact information: dudesinaband@dudesinaband.net
love that second to last responsibility.
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