Big Time Music Executive: Shakira! Please, come in! Have a seat--we have so many great ideas for your next video!
Shakira smiles, nods and sits
BTME: So we were having our little brainstorming session and we’re thinking Shakira…hips that don’t lie…hips that are always one hundred percent honest…and then it hit us…humping! Shakira needs more humping in this next video! And I’m not talking your run-of-the-mill dry humping some guys with no shirts on and then the camera. I’m talking about serious, global humping!
Shakira: Me gusta!
BTME: For you, we wanted something fresh, something new, something no one has ever humped before in a music video! I’m picturing you humping major wonders of the world. Machu Picchu! the Colesseum! the Golden Gate Bridge!—Hell, why not bang the Taj Mahal! We’ll do it on green screen right here in our studio in L.A.! (Executive leans in closer to Shakira) I want you thrusting up on the Great Barrier Reef, the Great Wall of China and The Great Pyramid! What do you think?
Shakira: Me gusta el humping!
Executive claps, stands up and shakes Shakira’s hand
BTME: Thanks for coming in, Shakira. Great meeting!
Shakira walks out. Assistant is seated at a desk outside Executive’s office.
Assistant: How did the meeting go, Miss Shakira?
Shakira gives the assistant a stern look and then pauses. The assistant looks worried. Then slowly, earnestly, Shakira starts humping the corner of the assistant’s desk.
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