The Hill vs. The Hill

The other night I went to a Drink-Watered-Down-Vodka Soda-With-Girls-In-Tube-Tops-For-The-Families-Of-Victims-of-9/11 Fundraiser. The event was held at “The Hill,” a bar in Murray Hill once rumored to be owned by Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of MTV’s reality show, “The Hills.”

“The Hill” (not to be confused with Capitol Hill--also know as “The Hill”--but not MTV’s “The Hills”) is a quintessentially Murray Hill establishment complete with several giant flat-screen televisions, unnecessary sleekness and guys in button-down shirts.


But all this got me thinking. There are similarities between both Hills'. Thus, I have compiled a “TOP FIVE LIST of similarities between “The Hill” bar and “The Hill” in Washington D.C. for your convenience:

5. In both places people are spending money they don't have
4. In both places the sending of dirty text messages to underage kids is a problem
3. In both places bad decisions are made on a daily basis
2. In both places it is hard to get in the door, but once you’re in you can act like an idiot
1. In both places blow jobs are not considered “sex”